A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?""I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they'refinally fertile.""What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'mpregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked."I switched cocks," he replied."What a coincidence," she said.

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