10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.7) “Fat” clothes.6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.3) Eyelash curlers.2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.1) Other women.

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• Blonde weighs baby
• A blind man is standing at the corner...
• Earn it hiking
• Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
• Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?