A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says "Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!"The man looks at the vet and says "The dog can't speak".The vet says to the man "I was talking to YOU. The dog,s dead!!!Sent by Peter

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