Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, "We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday."Jon says, "Why not Thursday?"The boss says, "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel."

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