Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked. She lost no time in taking off her dress and joining them, but as soon as she laid downthe girl on her right hissed, "Turn over, Mary - this is a stock up, not an office party!"

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