Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

• Homepage
• Full list of jokes

• Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
• The crusty old managing partner finally passed away...
• Stuttering animal
• Woman saying something smart
• yo mama so stupid.. juice