When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to thelittle boy in the second row, he said: "I'll give you ahint. First it's in your hand, then it's in your mouth,and then it's in your tummy."The teacher smiled and said: "OK, Dick, sit down."

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