The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes toLittle Johnny's house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goatin the front yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son!Your son! He cussed in the school and now....now he's beingcarnal with a goat in the front yard!" Little Johnny's father goes running out the door yelling,"Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!"

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