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Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.
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Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
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why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.
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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side.
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.
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Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.
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Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.
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