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Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.Link to joke: Why does a blonde girl always...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windowsLink to joke: Why does a blonde have curtains...
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."Link to joke: Why does a blonde only change...
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!Link to joke: Why does a cow wear a...
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.Link to joke: Why does a dog lick his...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.Link to joke: Why does a Jewish American Princess...
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.Link to joke: Why does an elephant have four...
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.Link to joke: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!Link to joke: Why does the new Polish Navy...
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.Link to joke: Why does the University of Tennesse...
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