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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Link to joke: Why do women have smaller feet...
Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.Link to joke: Q: What's the difference between a...
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.Link to joke: Why do you call a womens...
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down."So they're taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, "Woo mama! What are those?"She says, "Those are my headlights." The kid says "Ahh."Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says, "Woo mama! What is that?" and she replies back with, "That is my garage." The kid says "Ahh."The next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The kid does. As he's scrubbing himself with the soap,he drops it. When he picks it up he says, "Woo daddy! What is that?" The father replies back, "That's my limousine."That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say, "Sure, just don't look under the covers."Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says "Wooo mama! Look, daddy is parking his limousine in your garage!"Link to joke: One day a kid asks his...
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIMELink to joke: Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise...
Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it." said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs."That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor he's getting off on."Link to joke: Two accountants were discussing a colleague's...
She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.Link to joke: She's like yesterday's coffee -- a...
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"Link to joke: Yo family is so poor that...
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.Link to joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she...
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lostLink to joke: Yo mama's so fat, I ran...
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