Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
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Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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