You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
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The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."
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You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
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Less than half the cars you own run.
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Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
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Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
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You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
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Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
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