Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
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You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
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You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
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You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
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Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”
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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"The woman replies, "He's a midget."
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Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
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